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Top 10 Reasons We’re Glad You’re Back From SXSW

Jordan Bitterman260

10. @Bre, @fivethirtyeight, @garyvee and @elonmusk need a rest.
9. There’s a boat-load of work to get done around here.
8. Every time you tweeted a picture of your barbeque, WE gained weight.
7. Your use of “inside hashtags” was disorienting. #fakeSXSW
6. Thanks, but we would like to get back to hearing about bands we know.
5. Our streams had 127 tweets/min between 10A – 3A and the nothing for the 7 hours in between. #DrunkatSXSW.
4. Now that you’re back, the only line you’ll have to wait will be at your HR office explaining why you Instagramed all those party pics. #badchoices
3. With all that rain over the weekend, we were worried that you might catch a cold.
2. We’re using all those new apps, anyway.
1. Sorry if we sound bitter. We missed you.


Jordan is the Senior Vice President and Social Marketing Practice Director at Digitas, a top global integrated brand agency.